Saturday, June 15, 2024

Death Battle Predictions: Jason Dean vs Billy Loomis

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"Society wants to believe it can identify evil people, or bad or harmful people, but it's not practical. There are no stereotypes." ― Ted Bundy

Jason ‘J.D’ Dean, the rebellious No Name Kid from Heathers.

Billy Loomis, the original ghost-faced serial killer from Scream.

The mind of a killer is a concept many people attempt to enter, a mindspace that we as people may want to understand in order to decipher the motivations of a perfect crime that we were pushed to deal with. Yet, in no way we can as individuals enter the ideas of a killer, and comprehend what they believe. The righteousness of their actions is all in the eyes of the beholder, after all.


However, not all killers may hold this idea of true righteousness, let alone hold a motive. Some murderers enjoy the thrill of a kill, to see the terror on people’s faces… but on the other hand, murderers just get a kick out of the ability to enact pain, a feeling that makes them worth something. A feeling they simply couldn’t get otherwise. Between these two psychopathic murderers, the scariest of movies always have to end with one survivor- so which one of these two will get into the sequel? We’ll see in the results of a DEATH BATTLE!

Before We Begin…

Of course, the general media we’ll be using for both should be simple enough to understand.


We’ll (obviously) be using the original 1988 Heathers movie and 1996 Scream, as well as general extended media. In this regard, we’ll be cross-referencing between the Heathers musicals (almost all stage adaptations remain the same overall) and movie, however we’ll be ignoring the 2018 Heathers TV show not only because it stinks but also because it is an entirely different story that intended on revamping the original movie, which would inherently contradict against the media we’d be using. On the other hand, we’ll be using all of the generally accepted canonical Scream media, such as the timeline of movies explicitly including Scream (1996), the movie Billy appears in, as well as the other accepted movies up to Scream 6 (2023) with this blog coming out likely before the next movie comes out. Like with Heathers, we won’t be using media such as Scream’s TV show, as it is an entirely different timeline/series and later reboots its own continuity, and of course we won’t be using Scary Movie…


Or will we? You’ll have to wait and see.


Before we truly begin, we’d like to express that there should be a viewers discretion here due to the general topics of murder and suicide present in these stories, among other general mature topics.

Background

J.D

Today was great! Chaos is great. Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.

Moving to a new school is an uneasy topic to most- the unfamiliarity of faces and the people you’ll meet brings a new presence you simply can’t help but get unnerved by. But, for some, they’ve adopted pretty well to the topic of a new school. Especially when your first instance of getting into this new school is getting immediately picked on by popular cliques. However, for an outsider like J.D, armed to the teeth with ammunition, it’s no struggle. Although he never shot those picking on him- such as the two popular jocks- the sheer presence of a gun with two blanks already stirred up enough trouble and attraction from people.


Being eyed by a girl named Veronica Sawyer, a relatively more popular student from the norm, she and J.D form a bond after Veronica is constantly picked on against her reputation. This leads to the ‘supposed suicide’ of a few schoolmates- in truth caused by Jason Dean and his love for Veronica. While Sawyer held unease with J.D’s actions, she tried to love him- until she pushes away from him, calling him a psycho, and refusing to kill anymore people… an action that pisses off J.D enough to attempt to kill ‘the love of his life’. Coming in the night with an armed pistol, he aimed to kill Veronica where she slept.


Yet, despite J.D’s stealth, he wasn’t set for the sight that came over him when he sees the supposed dead body of Veronica- the love of his life having taken her own life before his very eyes. Now, with this implication, Dean held the intention to kill everyone- forging a suicide note in the disguise of a petition that he would set to show the truth about how society would see the death of an entire school… explaining this to Veronica’s corpse. In truth, though, Veronica wasn’t dead- having made a harness out of sheets to lift herself into the air without asphyxiating herself, and now understood J.D’s intentions the next day.


J.D himself, having set up explosions across the school, planned to detonate them and blow school to kingdom come. Yet, he wasn’t aware of Veronica’s true ending- having confronted him physically as a result of his actions. Even though he ultimately held the upper hand and continues to set up his explosives- Veronica eventually overwhelms J.D, shooting him and leaving him bleeding out in the boiler room. Leaving herself, she now believed herself to be done, until Dean walked out of the school. Accepting his defeat, he activates a detonation vest that he would use to blow himself up- leaving Veronica with a personal eulogy as he kills himself. Ultimately, this left no legacy behind J.D as he died- with Veronica herself rather leaving J.D’s words behind her despite the love she held for the psycho, wanting to reunite and fix the rest of her days in school until she could exceed expectations as she did before.

Billy Loomis

What's the matter, Sidney? You look like you've seen a ghost.

Whether you’re passing by or unfortunate enough to be moving in, Woodsboro is infamous in its bloody origin and mysterious community. Despite tragedy having strucken the town over and over through a series of teenage murders, it somehow managed to reform and glorify the horrendous killings into works of fiction that were used for money and, more importantly, fame. However when looking at the true history of Woodsboro, you’d be shocked to realize the ideology and obsession that would haunt Woodsboro for decades to come came from none other than a high schooler and a respected colleague to most, Billy Loomis. Having peer pressured his friend, Stu Marcher, during their murders, Billy was the first ever Ghostface that would soon turn into a figure for psychotic teens everywhere.


Turns out, while in Woodsboro, Billy’s father had an affair with Maureen Prescott and as soon Billy’s mother found out, she left the family and practically abandoned Billy. In his anger and grief, Billy turned to the only outlet where he knew vengeance and violence were accepted, horror movies. He was already a fan of horror at the time, but he soon became a horror fanatic and used the media as inspiration for his soon to be murder of the same woman who ruined his life, Maureen Prescott. 


After he and his buddy Stu killed her, Billy then found out she had a daughter around the same age as him, Sidney Prescott. Being the horror genius he is, he used the rules in every good horror movie to come up with a perfect opportunity to kill Sidney and any other teen in his way. He would date Sid and make her lose her virginity so he could kill her and then place the blame for all of the killings on her father, whom they kidnapped. While it took an entire year of manipulation to finally convince Sidney to sleep with him, the damage had already been done and Billy and Stu were ready to let the final phase of their plan pan out.


Having knocked out and or killed every other pawn in their movie, they would intentionally stab and injure themselves over and over again until they looked the part of a survivor. Even though he’s against motivations, as he finds it much scarier if the killer is just crazy for the sake of crazy, he told Sidney his entire story just to kill her seconds later. But somehow, Billy and Stu let their eyes off Sidney for a little too long and let her get away to attack them while in their own Ghostface costume. Putting an end to them both with a tv to the head, an umbrella to the chest and a headshot to seal the deal. Billy’s reign might not have been successful but in the long run, his influence and his ideas around the concept of horror has made Woodsboro rotten to the core. He’s now a hallucination for his kid, Samantha Carpenter, and his insanity and love for horror runs down his genes like how blood runs down the stainless steel of a knife.

Experience and Skill

J.D

J.D’s experience comes generally self-taught, having known how to handle a gun (of course) and gaining information off of explosives by learning it out of his dad’s company. He’s a more mature teenager than others, too, which was able to allure Veronica, and he knows a bit of knowledge on how to fight generally. It’s even been implied that J.D likely caused or performed murders in the past beyond what he did to Westerberg- however that’s completely up to interpretation. 

Billy Loomis

As the original Ghostface and the one that started it all, Billy has trained himself in the art of murder. Mainly through exposure to your favorite slashers, ranging from Chucky to Norman Bates. He’s a natural at stealth, having snuck into Sidney’s house on multiple occasions and attacked her all around the house. Ghostfaces can tank a whole lot of damage and still manage to take on foes with superior strength like Jocks and higher training like Cops. Although he does rely on knives and fear tactics more so than brute force.

Equipment

J.D

.357 Colt Python

J.D’s leading weapon of choice, the .357 Colt Python is a six-shooter revolver with an effective range of around 180 meters. He uses this weapon as his most reliable weapon- shooting down any jock who comes in the way of his love, and has even been used against him. Womp womp. 

Beretta 21A Bobcat

A secondary weapon wielded by J.D and gifted to Veronica Sawyer, the Beretta 21A Bobcat is a semi-automatic pocket pistol outfitted with quote-unquote “Ich Lüge bullets” that merely penetrate the skin but no deeper. However, this is in-truth a lie, as this gun is outfitted rather with literal bullets, as the supposed fake bullets are… fake. Seriously, look it up.

Explosives

After J.D was brutally attacked by Veronica after he himself attacked her, losing his hand and getting shot in the chest, his last chance was given as he blows himself up as a last ditch effort- leading to ultimately nothing done but Veronica lighting her cigarette.

Switchblade

J.D has access to a switchblade which he’s pulled on people he intends to threaten, such as when he intended on faking suicide on Heather Duke. However, instead he tries to push Veronica to perform the fake suicide with a kitchen knife.

Drain Killer

Used in a plot to kill Heather Chandler, J.D tricks Veronica into pouring drain killer into a cup of juice that they got a Heather to drink- killing her on the spot. Using it to fake a suicide, the two got away scott free as a result.

Motorcycle

Like every teen girl’s edgy love interest, J.D rides a motorcycle everywhere… usually. Not much to give information wise, but it’s probably fast as hell. 

Cigarettes

J.D really likes smoking so he usually carries a pack to smoke, but he usually doesn’t fight with them… it would still probably hurt if he threw one right in your eye or something. Ya know, Afro Samurai style.

Slushie

“Our love is God, let’s go get a slushie”


Ah yes, a psychopath’s favorite pastime. Drinking slushies.

Billy Loomis

Ghostface Costume

Snazzy. Arguably the most famous horror movie costume ever, Billy unsurprisingly dawns his Ghostface costume to hide his true face and to blend in with the shadows easier. This costume has been passed down for years and used for a variety of different murder sprees in Woodsboro, but it’s easily the most iconic in the hands, or more accurately face, of Billy Loomis.

Buck 120 Knife

You can never truly be a Ghostface without an option to cut your opponent up like a fish, and in Billy’s case he has a Buck 120 used to butcher people as quickly as possible and slit their throats.

Beretta 92FS


In the climax of Scream, Billy managed to grab a gun from the officer and later sheriff, Dewey Riley. This gun was a Beretta 92FS, a semi automatic and easy to hold pistol that packs quite a punch.. Quite literally, considering the knockback that guns in Scream have done.

Phone

To communicate with his victims and fellow Ghostface, Billy carries around a phone that is untraceable by most means. 

Voice Changer

What’s the matter, Sidney?


One of the most iconic parts of the arsenal of a Ghostface is the ability to change their voice- masking their identity. This allows them to not only hide their identity but also trick and deceive their opponents with multiple helping hands, such as their friends, in order to screw with people. 


Duct Tape

Perfect for kidnapping and holding people in place… not much besides that. 

Rope

Taking a note from horror movies has made Billy like to play the card of using your victims as decorations and waiting for others to find them. Must’ve gotten this one from Jason (Voorhees, not Dean).

Corn Syrup

Same stuff they used for pig’s Blood in Carrie, Billy has Corn Syrup at his disposal to fake injuries and even death.

Abilities

J.D

Superhuman Endurance

At the climax of the movie during his conflict with Veronica, J.D had his fingers shot off and was shot in the chest- seemingly killing him off as he was left to bleed in the boiler room. However, J.D’s endurance allowed him to pull through, getting outside around the same time as Veronica had despite his injuries and activating his explosion in the end sequence, allowing him to end with a single eulogy as he blew up.

Broadway Force

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Canonically acknowledged in the story through it’s appearance in “Our Love is God”, J.D can quite literally burst into a music number mid-fight, both confusing his opponents and giving him more intention to finish a fight as a result. 

Billy Loomis

Superhuman Endurance

Billy’s plan to get away with his murders was to blame it on Sidney’s father, Neil Prescott. But in order to make it convincing he had to make it real, so being the geniuses they are, he and Stu took turns stabbing and injuring themselves until they started feeling woozy. Even being shot in the chest didn’t kill him, however a shot in the head will do him in for good.

The Rules

Brought up in the literal canon and referenced as the events all across the timeline of Scream, there are various rules brought up with Scream that predict the events. You won’t survive if you have sex, do drugs, or say a handful of quotes (“I’ll be right back.”, “Hello?”, and “Who’s there?”), but later movies have also brought up other rules in the series.


Scream 2 established that a sequel will have a bigger body count no matter what, death is more elaborate, and that you should never assume the killer’s dead- as he’ll always come back for one last scare (which was also the case for Loomis himself).

Scream 3 and later established rules are generally applied to the films themselves- and their villains- such as the hyper-specific method of killing in Scream 3 where Ghostface had to be killed by blowing him up, decapitating him, or cryogenically freezing his head (what?).

This is generally more supported with various Ghostfaces altering these rules, however this isn’t something Loomis himself has specifically shown the ability to do. Nonetheless, Scream’s first rules are more than likely in place in the context of this matchup, as they’re quite literal rules in fate for the story to work out. This could probably set up a sequel, perhaps…

Support

J.D

Veronica Sawyer

J.D’s love interest who he pushes into his crime spree, Veronica Sawyer is a highly intelligent student who fell in love with J.D due to his maturity- an aspect she believed to share with someone. Despite her love for the psycho, she was soon roped into many murders as J.D brought his wrath against anyone who hurt his love. Not only does she incidentally support J.D throughout the murders, he pushes Veronica to perform a number of the kills herself, too, and tries to push her in the light of believing they are righteous and moral. After all, their love is god. 


While Veronica eventually intends on cutting ties with and stopping J.D’s rampage, for the sake of this blog we’ll be roping them together before this break-up both due to the numbers advantage and for the sake of J.D’s mind.

Billy Loomis

Stu Macher

Holy shit Springtrap fnaf


The other member of the original Woodsboro murders, Stu is Loomis’ best friend and partner in crime who was manipulated into joining alongside the killing spree. Despite being really, really dumb, his knowledge on horror movies allow him to put similar practices he’s seen in them apply to reality. Alongside Loomis, they’ve been able to pinpoint crimes on other people, and were intentionally going to pin one of their largest sprees on Sidney’s father. 


While both work together, however, Stu held his ambitions with vengeance and holds no worries about his friend comparatively, making him… not an easy teammate. Especially when, for some reason, they don’t just gang up on Sidney properly? Never bring this guy into competitive FPS, I swear. 

Weaknesses

J.D

J.D’s biggest weakness comes from his mental state. Not only is Dean a massive psychopath, willingly murdering people for inconveniencing and harming his love or trying to hurt Veronica, he holds a ton of trauma both in family with the death of his mom and never holding a substantial connection with anyone besides Veronica herself. Dean is also just generally unstable- not only is he emotionally unstable, but he’s prone to making bold decisions on the fly, deciding on killing Veronica when she cut him off as well as pushing himself to destroy the entire school in Veronica’s honor despite intending on killing her. 

Billy Loomis

Besides him and Stu’s obvious issues as killers, Loomis holds a lot of issues with his family problems that led to him forming the Ghostface spree in the first place, manipulating everyone around him into leading into this spree alongside Stu. Because of his breakdown, Loomis became a psychopathic monster with no high morals, and particularly this mindset leads to him becoming a murderer who despite his cunningness loves to bring immense pain to people. Showing off his kills a lot, Loomis’ big issue is that he simply loves to strike fear into people, leading to him being able to be snuck up on, shot, or stabbed easily when he’s completely focused on the kill. Plus, he’s very unreliable in combat, usually preferring to stab and gut his victims or at least painting a murder in his plan- so he’ll likely initialize combat directly than sneakily gunning down an opponent despite his access to those sorts of weapons.  

Feats 

J.D

Overall

  • Set up various murders alongside roping in his love interest Veronica Sawyer.

  • Successfully killed Kurt and Ram, Heather Chandler, and nearly succeeded on killing the entire school if it wasn’t for Veronica’s interference.

  • Set up explosives in Westerberg High without being detected.

  • Has likely performed several murders in the past, granted the list of ‘suicides’ followed by him moving schools.

Power

  • Easily overpowered Veronica countless times with his bare hands.

  • In the musical, he beat down Ram and Kurt in a 2-on-1 confrontation, who are school athletes.

  • Busted through Veronica’s door with his bare hands, with musical shows displaying it as him physically busting through the door or kicking it down (Around 4.68 kilojoules)

  • Knocked out Veronica physically.

  • Busted a speaker by shooting at it with his revolver.

  • Wielded explosions that were going to turn Westerberg to ‘rubble’ and kill all of the students.

  • The explosion from his self-detonation shook the gym and completely obliterated his body.

  • Killed the dinosaurs. Trust.

Speed

  • Has been able to pull off quickdraws faster than Ram or Kurt could react to, both with real and fake rounds.

  • Easily took over Veronica in a direct confrontation when he was unarmed by disarming her and then overtaking her physically.

Durability

  • Despite getting his finger shot off and being shot in the chest by Veronica, he walked off the injury to set off his own explosions.

  • More than likely withstood blows from Kurt and Ram in his fight- despite easily taking down both- taking minimal injuries.

  • Dead Girl Walking

Billy Loomis

Overall



  • Along with Stu, whom he pressured, became the first ever Ghostface terrorizing Woodsbro.

  • During their reign as Ghostface, he and Stu killed a total of 5 people. With Billy taking over half.

  • Faked his own death with some Corn Syrup. 

  • Caused his mother to go after Sidney Prescott in vengeance after his death.

  • Had a kid that turned out to be the final girl in Scream 5.

Power

Speed


  • Likely comparable to Dewey’s movement speed, who jumped out of the way of a speeding car (22.69 m/s) (Debatable)

  • Easily outran Casey Becker (seen above) in a chase sequence.

  • Likely comparable to other Ghostface, such as Roman, who was able to duck out of sightlines when Sidney shot near him.

Durability


Verdict

Stats

Both of these two are relatively well-off in regards to how grounded they are in strength and speed, being hella durable overall. Jason Dean has withstood being shot in the chest and losing his fingers as well as physically beating down athletes with his bare hands, while Billy Loomis has also withstood near-fatal gunshots and got up from them as well as also physically matching people with similar athletic levels of speed. While Billy did have a single feat that got over the threshold of athletic speeds, with potential superhuman speed off of Dewey dodging a speeding car, this calculation was likely not one-hundred percent accurate and Ghostface not only did not have direct outspeeding circumstances but also wasn’t an overall reaction feat for Dewey. This feat likely wouldn’t matter much, granted how it was only slightly above what J.D has kept up with, and wouldn’t change the verdict overall regardless. Overall, J.D and Loomis were both physically similar, having general low kilojoule feats they could scale to but were consistently in similar ballparks of “enduring gunshots” and the like. 


What shined most out of these two in strength was their overall arsenal. J.D and Loomis were generally comparable with both having guns, meaning that a few gunshots to one another could end the fight granted their similar survivability but obviously held physical limits especially against lethal gunshots. Loomis’ knife was on its own likely stronger than J.D’s switchblade not only because of the innate build quality but also with Loomis’ knife just having literal feats attached to it, such as cutting open people. The biggest difference in stats came with J.D’s self detonation, which while it requires a start-up would more than likely end the battle in a tie no matter what. Ultimately, both hold advantages in stats in their own ways, and many of these stat differences come down to what you take in for both, however both ultimately hold their biggest strength advantages when it comes down to what they have in their arsenal. Speaking of which…

Arsenal and Abilities

Both have relatively similar arsenals overall. J.D and Loomis both have on-hand guns, both have a lot of miscellaneous and likely useless items that could surprisingly be put to use against short-term incapacitation, both have knives, etcetera. While Loomis holds the advantage in close quarters and has more ammunition to call upon in a single clip, with his hunting knife being more useful than Dean’s switchblade, Jason Dean’s revolver is more easily accessible and he can borrow Veronica’s gun if he runs out of ammo in the situation that he does. Plus, Dean’s explosives offer a bigger edge than anything Loomis has- however it would be a literal suicide for Dean. 


While Ghostface’s rules and canonical plot devices would also offer a lot in a fight, such as the literal rule about coming back for one last time, a lot of it is inherently useless in a fight. If you really wanted to take it literal, J.D and Veronica have had sex before, however Scream’s rules have shown in future iterations to have to literally mention the past in their rules for it to work, so unless J.D and Veronica are getting naughty in a fight this likely wouldn’t matter much. Plus, while Ghostface’s rules are also using common phrases such as “Hello?” or “Who’s there?”, Jason Dean’s unique dialogue such as using “Greetings and salutations.” (yes this is an advantage) would prevent the Rules from actually reinforcing that he would die in the plot. Even if you considered J.D as “smoking” being equivalent to taking drugs, it’s inherently very unlikely he’d light a cig mid fight. Plus, while Ghostface’s have altered the plot and rules before, Loomis himself has shown zero instances of doing anything comparable to becoming the writer or predetermining rules willingly (unlike, say, Scream 3), and he would need to say these rules mid-combat even so which he likely wouldn’t recite to J.D. 


Plus, J.D would start singing in the fight and confuse Loomis, canceling out Loomis from reciting the rules in a new way. So peak…


Even if the rules were to impact the fight and allow Loomis to come back from heavy injuries, as elaborated on in Scream 2 and co., J.D has shown the willingness to exploit his opponents going unconscious as seen with his fight against Veronica. If Loomis were to be shot and knocked out, J.D could do a number of things such as drowning him in drain killer or activating his own suicide vest on Billy’s body while getting out of range given the activation time, and with Stu being a target who could be easily gunned down by Veronica at that point without a Ghostface costume, the likelihood of this being a lethal way to end the fight even with giving the benefit of the doubt through the Scream rules allowing Loomis to override a lethal shot from J.D. Plus, with one of Scream 3’s rules literally being that the Ghostface will die from being blown up… plot armor is NOT saving him.

Tertiary Factors

One of the big things between these two would come with their support. Billy and Stu are inherently more willing to kill compared to Veronica and J.D, so they’d probably be more useful overall. However, Stu and Billy need to constantly swap between one another (not only is this their explicit style of stealth but they generally avoid leaking their identity yet only have one costume), so unless Stu and Billy have a greater intention to break character they would more than likely swap across the fight than take J.D and Veronica head-on. Of course, seeing multiple Ghostface coming back after you shot them would be creepy- but J.D and Veronica aren’t going to immediately fall off from a fight just because of this creepy imagery. Besides, while Veronica isn’t willing to kill and frowns upon J.D from doing so, not only would the rules of DEATH BATTLE! oppose that, but Veronica herself wouldn’t back down from shooting someone if it was life-or-death even though she doesn’t like killing in the first place.


Even if Billy and Stu got down and dirty to face head-on, which they rarely do, one of the big things comes with how these two fight. Both are generally going to lead with stabbings, as this is the most consistent method of killing and attacking victims they go for, but even if they were to wield a gun, they only have one. This is a big issue in their arsenal, so their intellect likely wouldn’t make them go two-on-two against a more armed duo, and rather try to stealth kill one of the two. Ultimately, the two Ghostface killers are more than likely resorting for stealth and stabbings than shooting, while Veronica and J.D would likely group up in a kitchen with J.D’s threat of gunning down anyone in their way. Plus, with J.D’s actual history of fighting two-on-one before, the Ghostface duo wouldn’t hold any problem for him even if he wasn’t given Veronica’s help. Thus, while Stu and Billy would be able to swap identities, take multiple angles, and their survivability would even more so support this, they absolutely aren’t going to face Veronica and J.D head-on together not only because they’re intelligent enough but they more than likely would resort to stabbings and stealth over gunning them down. 

Conclusion

You don't get it do you? Society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think upon itself. Nobody is going to care about exact handwriting.


Advantages:

  • Explosives would more than likely kill Billy in any direct confrontation…

  • More willing to lead with firearms, more likely to actually shoot and kill opponents…

  • Better quickdraw and more experience handling firearms.

  • Won’t be instantly put down by a gunshot..

  • Musical.

  • Hot.

  • Beat Jeff the Killer’s ass in a rap battle.

Neutral:

  • Relatively similar durability, although Loomis might hold an advantage overall.

  • They would both have a lot of conflict when fighting alongside their support.

    • Veronica generally avoids purposefully killing, however she likely could resort to it if pushed enough.

   Disadvantages:

  • Quagmire, you’re a terrorist.

  • … however would kill J.D, too, and requires start-up.

  • … however he might have less ammo in a single clip.

  • Can’t instantly put down Loomis via a gunshot without going for the head.

  • Switchblade and hand-to-hand is a less consistent melee option versus Ghostface’s knife.

  • The Rules could potentially ensure his death alongside Veronica.

    • However, a lot of their rules wouldn’t do anything.

  • Likely physically weaker and possibly slower.

    • However, the speed gap wouldn’t prevent J.D from shooting first.


Now, Sid, don’t you blame the movies. Movies don’t create psychos, movies make psychos more creative!


   Advantages:

  • Likely physically stronger.

  • The Rules could potentially ensure J.D’s death if he breaks them.

    • However, this is very unlikely because of J.D’s personality and the rules themselves.

  • Superior stealth offers more ambushing tactics.

  • Won’t be instantly put down by getting shot by J.D.

  • Could hide away and trick J.D and Veronica alongside Stu.

  • Horror movie.

  • Hot.

  • Gay for Stu.

Neutral:

  • Relatively similar durability, although Loomis might hold an advantage overall.

  • They would both have a lot of conflict when fighting alongside their support.

    • Stu and Loomis would probably stab each-other tbh.

   Disadvantages:

  • Who gives a fuck about musicals?” MEEEE!!!

  • Prefers to physically overwhelm and stab his opponents. Literally brings a knife to a gun fight.

  • Additionally, would likely not go immediately for a kill and often leaves opponents running away and bleeding.

  • Survivability and swapping with Stu likely won’t offer much overtime with J.D’s willingness to kill.

Final Tally

Jason ‘J.D’ Dean (5) -  Spycrab, rei, Fiction, hade, Sr-Fish 

Billy Loomis (3) - DoRitto, iceking, Snaggler, starmanatee (the bisexual wincon) 



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